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Nov. 26th, 2006

12:57 am - Topless Sports News Movie Review - Deuce Bigelow, European Gigolo

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Last year, Rob Schneider's movie DEUCE BIGELOW - EUROPEAN GIGOLO was maligned by like every critic in the world, with Roger Ebert calling it one of the worst movies ever, and the Los Angeles Times tearing into Schneider for saving the picture from being shelved and somehow getting onto the big screen.

Today, I was channel surfing, and I came accross the sequel on cable, so I stopped for a moment to catch a glimpse of what I expected to be lame SNL alumnus comedy. To my surprize, this movie is one of the funniest freaking films that I've seen in the last few years.

First of all, the film's got Eddie Griffin, who is one of the funniest comics in the world. Who can't laugh at a rabid pussy attacking Eddie Griffin's Big Hairy Balls. I think the problem lies in the fact the majority of these film critics are prudes, and I think this is the reason that half the films coming out today don't even bother to screen the flicks for the critics.

By the way - what makes these dudes' opinions better than yours or mine, anyhow?

Sure - the film isn't as brainy as a Spike Jones flick or old
Woody Allen, but since when is a woman with a penis-sized nose sneezing projectiles or a muscleheaded French gigilo being murdered when he is getting his butthole hair bleached "Gwyneth blonde" not funny?

My only problem with the movie is that their is no naked breasts. I mean, come on! He's a gigolo, right? It's already rated R. Show me the boobies!

That one flaw isn't so bad that it made me not laugh every minute of this 90-minute film, but it would have been nice.

I would have to say that while this film is not as funny as Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, it is funnier than Borat.

Check it out on cable. I'm sure it will be on dozens of time this month.

And be sure to check out our latest episode of Topless Sports News with my favorite anchor AVN Nominee, SUNNY LANE!!



Date:September 9th, 2010 04:54 am (UTC)
I admire what you have done here. I like the part where you say you are doing this to give back but I would assume by all the comments that this is working for you as well.

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